This from the Daily Mail:
A teacher has been arrested for stripping off and parading naked around an elementary school after he was told he was being laid off.
Harlon Porter was reportedly upset about losing his job at Haynie Elementary School in Morrow, Georgia.
Fortunately, the children had been released for the day before Porter started his alleged impromptu strip show.
School staff called police after the teacher allegedly started strolling the halls in his birthday suit.
Officers say they found the 31-year-old sitting nude in a chair in the teacher’s lounge. He was later released on $2,000 bond after being charged with public indecency.
If the children had still been at the school, he would have faced the more serious charge of child molestation.
After being arrested, Porter claimed he had ‘reached a new level of enlightenment’ and ‘he wanted everybody to be free now that his third eye was open'.
The teacher may not have allegedly been wearing any clothes, but he was carrying several books on spirituality and transcendental meditation...